Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are.
Jo Blackwell-Preston (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
I can’t help but hate every hand that has had the privilege of touching yours
Please come to me soon (via attuition)
You can either be friends with someone, or in love with them. I don’t think you can be both.
Truer words have never been spoken (via unpoeticheartbreak)
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?
- teacher: don't bullshit this essay
- me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero